Хотите быстрый и вкусный рецепт с авокадо? Быстрее этого только подсоленная и сбрызнутая лимонным соком половинка плода для поедания ложечкой. Правда, есть еще один вариант, как у Шендеровича… Как про меня написано.
БАЛЛАДА ОБ АВОКАДО
Виктор Шендерович
Когда услышал слово «авокадо» —
впервые, в детстве… нет, когда прочёл
его (наверно, у Хэмингуэя
или Ремарка? или у Майн Рида? —
уже не помню) — в общем, с тех вот пор
я представлял тропическую синь,
и пальмы над ленивым океаном,
и девушку в шезлонге, и себя
у загорелых ног, печально и
неторопливо пьющего кальвАдос
(а может, кальвадОс). Я представлял
у кромки гор немыслимый рассвет
и чёрно-белого официанта,
несущего сочащийся продукт
экватора — нарезанный на дольки,
нежнейший, бесподобный авокадо!
С тех пор прошло полжизни. Хэм забыт,
кальвадос оказался просто водкой
на яблоках, обычный самогон.
Про девушек я вообще молчу.
Но авокадо… — Боже! — авокадо
не потерял таинственнейшей власти
над бедною обманутой душой.
И в самом деле: в наш циничный век,
когда разъеден скепсисом рассудок,
когда мамоной души смущены,
потерян смысл, и лгут ориентиры —
должно же быть хоть что-то, наконец,
не тронутое варварской уценкой?!
И вот вчера я увидал его
В Смоленском гастрономе. Он лежал,
нетронутый, по десять тысяч штука.
Но что же деньги? Деньги — только тлен,
и я купил заветный авокадо,
нежнейший фрукт — и с места не сходя,
обтёр его и съел…
Какая гадость
Так было давно. Теперь я авокадо очень даже люблю.
Тосты с авокадо
ароматный черный хлеб
авокадо
лимонный сок
брынза
соль, свежемолотый перец
Авокадо чистим, режем ломтиками, сбрызгиваем лимонным соком.
Брынзу натираем та терке. Если брынза соленая, вымачиваем в молоке.
Хлеб нарезаем кусочками, смазываем маслом, обжариваем под грилем или на сухой сковородке.
Выкладываем на поджаренные кусочки хлеба ломтики авокадо, солим, перчим. Сверху выкладываем тертую брынзу.
Можно украсить лимонной цедрой.
Еще блюда с авокадо.
Еще блюда с сыром.
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